JANUARY 11, 2016

Five Favorite and Five Least Favorite Instruments Used in Worship Services

Jonathan Howe told me I was opening a can of worms by conducting this Twitter poll.

He was right.

Still, I wanted to hear from churchgoers what their favorite and least favorite instruments are. Some of the responses were anticipated. Many were not.

Favorite

• Piano — Piano is not only a favorite; it is one of the few instruments that did not also get mentioned as a least favorite.


• Acoustic Guitar — This instrument was a clear second preference.


• Organ — This instrument was also the number one least favorite. There seemed to be a clear generational divide here.


• Violin — The violin and the organ were only one vote apart.


• Cello — This choice surprised me. Maybe it should not have surprised me.

Least Favorite

• Organ — Wow. There were very strong negative sentiments here. One person wrote, “I will ask God for permission to haunt my wife if she allows an organ at my funeral.”


• Tambourine — I was surprised at the negative sentiment here. Apparently, many churchgoers believe this instrument to be the choice of those not musically inclined.


• Drums — Again, there was mostly negative sentiment here, but the reasons for the negativity varied.


• Handbells — Handbells did not get one positive vote.


• Banjo — I can’t remember the last time I heard a banjo in a worship service. Maybe there’s a reason for that.

I was also fascinated to see the “one-vote wonders,” those instruments noted by only one person.

One vote wonders, favorite: Hammer dulcimer; mandolin; and ukulele.
One vote wonders, least favorite: Oboe; jazz flute; whistle; kazoo; harmonica; recorder; tuba; shofar; cowbell; accordion; chimes; and saxophone.